We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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