I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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