sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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