dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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