My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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