It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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