Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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