I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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