I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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