She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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