Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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