I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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