eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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