We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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