awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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