So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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