Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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