Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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