Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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