I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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