I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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