I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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