That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
