Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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