Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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