So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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