i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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