I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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