There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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