I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's never too late to be topless.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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