I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
if only i could text you this smell
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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