Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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