yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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