What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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