Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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