dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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