brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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