I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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