At least make sure they are 18
Why
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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