I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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