Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
