Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you