Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something