Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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