People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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