He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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