Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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