he wants to bone in the snuggie
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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