remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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