and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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