Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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