Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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