Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
