my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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