Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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