it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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