How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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