Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
All I want is dick and wine.
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